ZoolanderDVD - 2001
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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Matilda: I became...
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
Derek Zoolander: So join now, 'cause at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than just being really, really, really good looking. Right kids?
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
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If you want to get dumber watch this I advise you to watch movies more kid related movies.
Derek Zoolander, male supermodel, is depressed when he isn't Model of the Year. He becomes brainwashed to kill the prime minister of Malaysia because he wants to end Child Labor, but the fashion houses need them to create the clothes.
Sexual Content: Innuendos are made, it shows one part and is talked about. Some minor things happen that are crude.